I recently purchased an asian Xbox 360 to play upcoming boobtastic game GAL GUN, as well as a North American 360 because I am a moron. When comparing packaging, I noticed some interesting differences.
Exhibit A
Please take careful note of the following:
Chair in the corner
The end table
Popcorn on said end table
Apartment building outside
Placement of books on the TV stand
Demure asian woman
Exhibit B
Notice:
Lamp in corner instead of chair
More popcorn spilled on table
No hardwood floor showing
No apartment building outside
Woman with legs spread
Caucasians
Subtle changes to be sure, but are they pointless? ONLY BILL GATES KNOWS FOR SURE!
I got a new capture card, so what did I capture? Boobs. Yup. The gametrailers.com compression is kind of bad unfortunately. Though it looks like I can only get it to play in standard definition. Interesting.
In some strange alternate universe, when BMX XXX was released, Sony and Microsoft allowed it to be released with nudity intact, while Nintendo demanded it be cleaned up. Instead, we ended up with a version on the Gamecube full of boobs. So of course, I had to purchase it.
Now this is not a review, as I haven’t played this game in well over 5 years, though I did play it to completion.
BMX XXX is not that good. I played it to see the boobs. The strippers in the videos look like strippers, and the topless in game BMX girls look like they have torpedoes strapped to their chests.
Stripper from Scores
Stripper from Scores 2
So of course the first thing I did with my video capture card was take two screen shots of the strippers. In the future I will recap these so everyone can enjoy these screens and videos.
And I can’t get this post to format properly. Excelsior!
Can anyone out their name what game the dog is from?
Because Sega is so good (bad) at stuff, they sent Resonance of Fate out to die by releasing it one week after Final Fantasy XIII. I had no interest in playing this game, as it looks like it is TERRIBLE. UNTIL I SAW THIS VIDEO. BEHOLD:
What is with Japanese game developers and boob physics? If this scene is in the North American release of Resonance of Fate, I will purchase this game. When I have completed FF XIII (even though FF XIII is terrible).
If you go to the official North American Record of Agarest War site, this image greets you. These guys know what they are doing.
The bullet point list on the site indicates that this version is:
“Newly Engorged with Content!
Enjoy an enhanced version of the game based on the Japanese release of Record of Agarest War: Reappearance! Hot pix included!”
I forsee this game being fairly tough to play while anyone is around.
Record of Agarest War
The special edition also comes with a very tasteful mousepad, as depicted in this image for the Really Naughty Limited Edition version of the game, at right. I don’t know if I need or want this collection, but I will be purchasing it. Online of course, I don’t need to feel the look of shame on me from my local EB Games employee when I pick it up.
The approximate release date for this game is Apr. 27, 2010, so everyone mark your calendars! With a mark of shame!
